World Wide Survey
Last month a world-wide survey was conducted by the UN.
The only question asked was:”Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?”
The survey was a huge failure because of the following:
> In Eastern Europe they didn’t know what “honest” meant.
> In Western Europe they didn’t know what “shortage” meant.
> In Africa they didn’t know what “food” meant.
> In China they didn’t know what “opinion” meant.
> In the Middle East they didn’t know what “solution” meant.
> In South America they didn’t know what “please” meant.
> In the US they didn’t know what “the rest of the world” meant.
> And finally………………………
> In Australia they hung up because they didn’t understand the Indian accent.
Here’s a few more:
In Singapore they didn’t know what “give” meant.
In Malaysia the survey was blocked because only Govt. surveys were allowed.
In Afghanistan they were only interested in shortage of bombs not food.
In Burma nobody took part because they were afraid of being jailed for giving opinions.
In Hong Kong nobody took part either because there was no money in it.
What about MONGOLIA?
<They are still arguing about what is the right answer!!!!.
PS: Best answers will be praised!