World Wide Survey results LOL

World Wide  Survey

Last month a world-wide survey was conducted by the  UN.

The only question asked  was:”Would you please give your honest opinion  about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?”

The survey was a huge failure because of the following:

> In Eastern Europe they didn’t know what “honest” meant.
> In Western  Europe they didn’t know what “shortage” meant.
> In Africa they didn’t know what “food” meant.
> In China they didn’t know what “opinion” meant.
> In the  Middle East they didn’t know what “solution” meant.
> In South America they didn’t know what “please” meant.
> In the US they didn’t know what “the rest of  the world” meant.
> And finally………………………
> In Australia they  hung up because they didn’t understand the Indian accent.

Here’s a few more:

In Singapore they didn’t know what “give” meant.

In Malaysia the survey was blocked because only Govt. surveys were allowed.

In Afghanistan they were only interested in shortage of bombs not food.

In Burma nobody took part because they were afraid of being jailed for giving opinions.

In Hong Kong nobody took part either because there was no money in it.

What about MONGOLIA?

<They are still arguing about what is the right answer!!!!.

PS: Best answers will be praised!